The following is a list of words, commonly in use by members of Bard's Rest to explain certain situations:


DIRTY SCOTT- Pennsic Chocolate Milk and Glava (a whiskey liquer flavored with spices) served cold.

EVILGASM- See ORDER OF THE STICK

GREASY BREAD- Take 2lbs of Bacon and render in a large pot. Dip bread into the fat and serve. This was the food that saved our lives at Midsummers 2002. We had a frozen leg of lamb on saturday morning which should have been thawed. Kris Spinster cooked all our bacon and dipped the lamb into it to help it thaw. We were all wet, cold and miserable. For some reason, Greasy bread changed our mood. It was hot and filling.

"ANUBIS SAYS....."- Under certain circumstances, it became neccessary for household members to converse quietly, but over long distances. Unfortunately, facial expressions and mouthing words didn't help. It soon became a habit to hand sign by touching middle and ring fingers together and point both pinky and pointer to the sky. This created annubis who could then respond yes, no and shake his head when confused. It was further augmented by banging one fist against an open palm then shaking Anubis' head to indicate that you were completely $%#@ing confused. It's served us well over the years.

THE HOUSEHOLD RULES- Commonly read in litany in the following format- "Shooting yourself in the foot is Bad. Lighting yourself on fire is Bad. Kicking nuclear waste is Bad. Kicking nuclear waste 2x is really Bad. Chocolate is Good." etc etc etc. Each of these rules has come from a previous experience by ourselves or friends of the household having done something stupid or a memorable experience which led to a new ruling.

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