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Date: December 6, 2005
Plymouth pond glazed over!

Good report from our wonderfully intentioned, but only approximate,  
Plymouth Convenience Store.  they report that plymouth pond is glazed 
over now.  perhaps one of our nearby spies can check it out, maybe 
thursday,  as the ice hopefully grows, and report back.
     put the boat together in the front yard.  it went together like 
a swiss watch.  why not, i guess?  as usual, the hardware is willing, 
but the software is gets weaker.
     now lets work on 'warm and safe' personal gear.  time for a new 
helmet?   is my head really worth it?   maybe glove liners.  new 
goggles.    hmmm.
     the borrowed sail from dave wilkins looks fantastic: smooth as 
an airfoil should be.  the old ricebag needed a gale to smooth it 
out.  Hmmm.  i'll be sailing with wilkin's number, wilkin's sail...  
does that mean...yes, it must:  dave's go-fast skills will also 
convey!   watch out my fellow tail-draggers from the back of the 
fleet!   i won't mention names.  you know who you are.  i'm moving up 
to the front of the back, or maybe the back of the middle!
      
December 9, 2005
Friday's report from Plymouth Pond, Maine

     when you want to teach a laboratory rat to push a lever, you can 
reinforce that behavior with a goodie, like food.  The rat will 
eventually casually push the lever when it is hungry.  However, it it 
gets food only randomly and rarely from lever pushing--intermittent 
reinforcement--, it will quite obsessively push the lever.  this is 
because, as we all know, LABORATORY RATS ARE HOPELESS GAMBLERS.
     a near cousin to the laboratory rat is the aged iceboater.  a 
blizzard was predicted.  no strong wind was predicted.  a difficult 
return drive was almost certain.  and still, at precisely 9:45AM six 
iceboaters appeared as if by magic on the landing of Plymouth Pond.  
The day before had been perfect ice, perfect wind, but alas, no 
iceboats.
     Now we were geared up, keyed up, and obeying the ancient iceboat 
maxim: show up and roll the dice.
     The ice was already covered with 1/2 inch of snow with no wind 
to blow it off.  more snow was falling, giving a total white-out to 
most of the pond.
     still, strangely, we enjoyed pushing the lever, even though the 
goodie was largely missing.  Jory got to see his new sail in action.  
Lloyd completed the sale of his Gambit to John Eastman.  John got a 
few slow first runs in his new boat.  Dave Fortier got to try his 
right-out-of-the-shop new boat and to spar amazingly well in the 
light air with Harry.  Doug Raymond got to practice skipping school 
without guilt.  Fred Wardwell got to yakk it up, avoid the futility 
of setting up his boat, have a car breakdown, and still drive home.  
Fred Kircheis got to meet many of us for the first time and show off 
his lovely boat.
     the wind built slightly as the afternoon progressed, but alas, 
the snow deepened in equal measure, adding drag.  We got the 
occasional moderate runs and stalls, all with very little sense of 
boat speed, as the visual white-out and auditory snow dampening 
deprived the senses.
      by 3, with snow still falling, all but the hard core, Dave and 
Harry, were in cars for the slow trip home.
     a few laboratory rats are talking about pushing the lever again 
tomorrow...sigh...i'll probably be among them..

December 17, 2005
        megunticook memories


looking at Camden's Megunticook Lake this morning, a scarey, creaky  
irish stew of ice conditions,  i doubt somehow that the lake will 
repeat this year that amazing day we had last season:  bitter cold, 
hatfuls of wind, when we chased each other up the turnpike channel 
and back south on the other side of the islands, each lap requiring 
its sequel.  who could ever stop?
....and the lake had frozen in a unique way, so our that runners 
sang us a staccatto symphany of different sounds, as they encountered 
the scallops and tiny sculpted snow drifts on the black black ice..
.... and brian lamb and i said what the hell and we sailed off into 
oblivion , up the narrows, the wind moderating, to the north end of 
the lake, where bay after bay was frozen perfectly, and the skaters 
kept turning up, stoned, stoned on the beauty of  ice,  and  we all  
pushed, in the dying afternoon light,  into every deserted and secret 
cranny of that glorious place.  the only word that comes to 
mind ........ is  'holy'

today on megunticook
December 23, 2005


I checked my logic before leaving the house this morning.  here was a 
beautiful patch of ice 2.5 miles from my house, with good wind 
predicted.  a secure place to set up the boat.  a couple other 
iceboaters possibly coming.  did i want to sail, or hang around 
sending christmas cards to people i haven't seen in two decades?  
mmmm.  tough decision
I knew brenda would pout if i went.  did the early gatherers pout 
when the early hunters went off to hunt?   but i guess those early 
hunters were bringing back something essential, so the gatherers got 
with the program.  but were the early hunters really hunting?  out of 
sight of the caves, what were they really doing? hmmm.  maybe hobbies..
out on the lake, the wind was very light and very flukey.  I found 
the most wind over off Fernald's neck.  but only occasional reaches.  
but you can learn a lot sailing in light air.  do tacks or jibes keep 
you going best?  seemed like tacks.  being quick on the sheet in 
flukey winds seemed important.  no time to change boat direction, 
gotta do the sheet.  can't flatten the sail too much.  you can see 
how light air separates the sheep from the goats....
        but the real joy was seeing how well the runners were tuned 
up.  the boat could glide forever.  very hard to tell if the boat 
were moving or not, so smooth was the transition.  its satisfying to 
keep at this sport..  making all the little changes...
by 2 PM after a couple nice naps in my tax-free waterfront property 
with million dollar views, i decided to head for home and try 7 AM 
tomorrow.  i wonder what the weather change will be....

December 24, 2005

twas the morn before christmas, and all cross the lake
no leaf was a'stirring for an iceboater's sake...

popped hopefully out of bed at 6am.  damn : two inches of damp snow 
and my tell-tale oak-leaves were limp.
yet i obeyed the iceboaters motto: show up with all the gear and pray.
all the gear of course includes: skates and the collapsible hiking 
poles which makes skating funner and safer for old farts
x-c skiis in case the ice is kyboshed somehow...
once on the ice, amid the sad iceboats--my runners still on of 
course--it was the thickest white-out i've ever seen.  definitely  
compass or gps conditions.  so i struck out northwest, where 
fernald's neck must lie, using more reliable navigation than hansel's 
breadcrumbs:  i could always follow my own tracks back.  and sure 
enough after 5 minutes of sensory deprivation, a grey smudge appeared 
at 100 yards.
and yes, matilda, a real-live drain hole.  looked like a meteor hit, 
with scraggley black water rays out thru wetted  snow from the 1 inch 
center hole.  must be that the weight of new snow forces water up 
thru a crack and then widens.   hmmm.  i always thought drain holes 
drained down.
after skating a quiet rythmic mile up the western defile, i lay on 
my back in the fluff and watched the blue grey sky turn to baby blue 
with stationary little clouds.  hmmm.  no upper air movement.  bet 
this is a windless day.  who could not love this:  when  the eternal 
hope of wind and ice brings you to this unlikely zen-like situation.
skating back to the landing, i worked out a new plan.  step 1: undo 
stays, wrap around mast and put on car.  step 2: unbolt runner plank 
and put iceboat on car with steering runner attached.  step 3 put 
runner plank  upside-down on car with runners  attached .  this 
would  further consolidate my reputation for sleaze.
no, instead,  i just got into that quiet zen of decommissioning an 
iceboat.  lovingly, oiling the shiny sharp runners--by golly there is 
overnight rust... a grateful ritual, too:  those early hunters didn't 
have this stuff.
all loaded,  i couldn't bear to leave the ice, so i sat once again 
on dickie's runner plank.  8:26, the brave sun, was just gilding 
everything with a blast of yellow-white.   the iron-clad rituals of 
breakfast seeped inperceptibly  into mind... sigh..i guess the pre-
christmas fat lady is finally singing. 
Subject: Thursday Morning....snowfall...
January 5, 2006

snow is gently falling in the morning calm, flakes big as dimes.  
the iceboater's mind clicks to attention: how much accumulation?  can 
i sail over it before it becomes wind-packed?  when is the next thaw 
due?
but there's a wonderful contentment, because yesterday was that 
orgasmic iceboating day that, like good sex, leaves you mellow for 
days to come.
it reminds me of Rumi's lovely poem:

On a Day when the wind is perfect
A sail just needs to open
And the world is full of beauty
Today is such a day.

Of course, Rumi was talking cosmic.   not iceboating.  probably 
talking about flowing along without resistance to the wind of life.  
but... it also fits yesterday:
the sunny days had somehow polished Chickawalkie's fairly good ice 
into really good ice.  i don't know how.  and then the wind was, what 
i've now decided is,  ideal wind: strong enough for occasional but 
not constant hikes.  and strong enough to give the boat that 
squirrelly feeling when the last bit of sheet is sheeted and the mast 
takes its 3" bend.  the bow runner skitters, then regrips.  and 
you're mighty glad your runners are sharp.  this is almost spin-out 
stuff.
it was cloudy, bitter cold, and i initially wondered if the hobby 
were indeed overrated.  was it worth it being out here?  but then the 
magic gradually took hold.  especially when we put out two marks and 
Lloyd challenged me to a regatta.  loser of each race could choose 
between his super DN and my pretty-well-tuned-now  regular DN.
Miracle of miracle, I actually won the first two races.  'course 
lots of dumb luck was involved, but you can't imagine how  mightily 
puffed up i became.  here was the lowly apprentice , after 5 long 
years of looking at the master's stern, rounding that lovely orange 
beacon with no one ahead.
then, alas,  he won the next two races, the second being crowned by 
that classic moment when you're way ahead, 400 yards from the finish 
line, and your opponent, with better boat speed, appears out of 
nowhere and crosses ahead of you.  what a royal crapshoot this sport is.
anyway, fellow boaters, I needed to crow...and to hope, as we always 
hope, that another iceboating day will eventually  appear.

friday the 13th skate sail on chickawalkie
January 13, 2006


very nice skate sailing about 2-4PM  on Chickawalkie.  good hard ice, 
with very occasional mushy patches, shallow puddles, and ice fishing 
holes.  and perfect wind, about 6-8 knots.  this pushed me as fast as 
i'd like to go skate sailing, with wobbly ankles and a large home-
brew sail.  but this time something clicked!  i got away from the 
vertical sail idea.  Instead i held it  overhead horizontally,  and 
pulled one side down for power.  this position, so beautifully 
balanced,   was like hitchhiking on the wing of a friendly bird.  
swooping back and forth the half mile reach across the lake in the 
southerly wind, each cycle required 'just one more', until finally i 
dismantled the sail for the last time: this is too much fun not to 
buy the right gear!  jory
PS i wonder if one could see those fishing holes under tonight's full 
moon?

white knuckling on chickie
January 17, 200

The strong winds of these past days were predicted to die in the 
course of today, Tuesday, so I arrived with all the gear at 8AM, 
determined to get a good sail before it could pooch.  Rain is 
predicted for tomorrow, and there's nothing better than iceboating 
with bad weather ahead.  like getting the last seat in the theater.
the western sun was still behind the hill, putting half the lake in 
shadow as i tentatively stepped onto shiny orange-peel ice.  I had 
expected styrofoam of the worst order, given the 'grade inflation' 
which the promoters of our two local lakes are competitively prone 
to, but this ice looked rough, but invitingly fast.
I timed myself, setting up the boat, thinking about efficiency 
throughout: 15 minutes.  not bad at all.  I have been getting envious 
of  the quicker set-up with skate sailing, but 15 minutes surprised me.
As I sailed south in the variable NW wind, trying to remember 
Chickie's blasts and dead spots for that wind direction, I kept the 
speed slow as i checked the healing of the many drain holes.  
Gradually the ice got rougher and was soon joined by frozen and 
unfrozen 1-2 inch drifts.  The gusty wind strengthened,   and a quick 
hand on the sheet was soon necessary.  the wind chill, at 10 degrees 
F was brutal.
sailing back to the beach, Lloyd was now ready, and with added 
gloves, i helped put out racing marks.  This has become a ritual of 
late,  and i do enjoy it.  Like an exercise wheel for a hamster, 
those  marks seem to channelize our efforts and turbocharge age-
weakened adrenalin.
by now the wind had increased further and rounding the upwind mark, 
just off Lloyd's beach, sent one reeling on broad reach hikes down 
into the neverland of the increasingly crazy ice to the south.
But actually, it was a great chance to learn the central tactic of 
rounding the downwind mark: being first around the mark is less 
important than rounding it already having tacked, already hard on the 
wind, and already at warp speed.
today, if you tacked at the mark itself, you were immediately in 
dire straights: sheeting in, boat refusing to grip on the lousy ice, 
wind whipping the boom back and forth, and the shore fast 
approaching.  It was so much better to well overstand the mark, round 
up gradually maintaining boat speed, and finally blasting by the 
mark, gripping well , close hauled.
Finally,  windburned lobster red, slaked mellow with adrenalin, and 
with the other weekday iceboaters just arriving--Wardwell, Norton, 
Withrow, and Eastman-- I headed home to work on "Thrifty", my 100 
MPG  econo-car.  ah, iceboating, it's never a repeat performance.


saturday on great pond, Belgrade
January 21, 2006

Sometimes the wind and ice conditions have a quiet, almost subliminal 
message.  sort of like a persistent knock on the door in the midst of 
a  good dream.  and the message is: it takes a long time to build an 
iceboat, and a short time to destroy one.
the conditions today were a racy roulette game.  you win, you lose, 
and yet still have chips.   but you know the double-zero is somewhere 
on that spinning wheel.  somewhere on that vast lake is a drain hole 
disguised as a puddle with your name on it.
the wind was a zesty SW, and bright sun almost blinding, as we 
sailed  this most beautiful body of frozen water.  the ice was fast, 
and you peered ahead  thru the glare and spray to try to x-ray the 
puddles, which  covered half the surface.  who could possibly tell at 
the speeds we were going, what hazards might lie beneath?
So, by 2PM i counted my blessings to be back at the landing.
One high point was trying to cross the rotting, partially-open 
pressure ridge in the usual area of 'the gut'.   I was travelling 
with Lloyd in the super DN, John Eastman in the Gambit, and my own 
DN.  long we pondered which was the least doubtful place to cross.  
our choice swamped 2 or the 3 boats, and required braving the ice 
edge and reaching down to retreive luckily only one submerged runner 
on each crossing.  We wondered how Dave Fortier and the 6 racers 
still racing would fare later in the day.
Lloyd arrived back shocked by having roared across a 6" x 3' open 
crack, which by dumb luck he happened to be perpendicular to and 
moving fast enough to sled over....
so, its maybe time to let things heal and harden.  maybe skate-sail 
at the north end of megunticook, which Dickie reports as OK with 
caution.  you sure can see hazards better standing up...

"snowbound slow-down"
January 24, 2006

skiing along the woodland trail
with every tree abloom with snow
by even the slightest wind untouched
how this thrilled me year and year
as sleepy orange morning sun
day-glow paints the highest tops.

this morning though, this wing-clipped bird
hops so sadly, sadly hops
remembering days of mystic flight
when we swooped our trusted borrowed wings
cross endless plains of glorious ICE.

an iceboater goes skating:
March 4, 2006
To:   iceboaters

I'm a lousy iceskater, skating with lace-up hockey skates, 
collapsible hiking poles,  a helmet, and occasionally even knee and 
elbow pads.
yet as a lover of ice, I find that even with great ice,  there are 
three times when iceboating  just doesn't work: you have a short time 
slot and don't want to set up an iceboat.   there isn't the slightest 
huff of wind.  or it's so bitter cold or wind-chilled that only 
bodily movement will keep you happy.
So with advice from my techno-menturs, I called 1-866-244-2570 and 
talked to Jamie, an iceboater/skater in Norwich, VT.  his web site is 
nordicskater.com.    He  recommended chinese knock-off nordic  multi-
skates, 55 cm blade length, for $100 plus $10 shipping,   which strap 
to hiking  boots.  these skates, which you wouldn't actually use with 
hiking boots since more ankle support is needed, have a handy wider 
platform than the other choices.  They are also almost as hard as the 
scandinavian counterparts, being hardness 55 instead of 57.  Bam!  
they arrived the next day!
I scoured the thrift shops and bought roller blades in the right  
shoe size and also thinsulite insulated liners which fit in them.  
the original roller blade liners do not anticipate cold.  I sawed 
thru the rivets, and, removing the roller blade truck, mounted my new 
skate blades.
then i tried them out,  and came back and re-adjusted the position 
of the blades fore and aft, raised the heel a little, angled them to 
compensate for my slightly splayed feet, and eurika!  skating moved 
into overdrive!  I used foam pipe insulation to snap over and protect 
the blades.
you immediately notice some changes:  with 21 inches of blade, on 
the recovery you have to lift the skate higher.  being closer to the 
ice, there is less load on the ankles.  they make a different sound.  
But there are three fantastic differences:  the much greater length 
and absence of rocker smoothes out rough ice.   the added length of 
the runner gives you so much more confidence about falling forward or 
back.  And the thinner blade cuts easily thru snow pack if it isn't 
too thick.
I wish i could report that these skates made a good skater out of 
me.  i'm still a stumble-bunny out there.  but now the sport has 
taken on an added joy.  maybe a good skatesail is next.
Heading out iceboating on Damiscotta lake this morning.


jory hears the fat lady's bittersweet song...
March 10, 2006 1


Wind from the SSW 6 Knots.    faintly tempting... Dense fog, dimly 
outlining the contours of Mullen's Bog, Megunticook ... walking thru 
2 inches of slush and snow across the lake's margin, passing  3 nasty 
drain holes which weren't there yesterday.   then the slow sad de-
commisioning of a trusty iceboat.
I'll never forget this 2006 season .  I sailed more days than ever 
before.  there were times when we sheeted in and blasted the 
straightways with the immortality of young gods....and times when our 
mortality so plainly brought us up short....
the boat heads to the snug warm basement to be lovingly attended to.
i know I'm  missing some iceboating out there.  maybe some 
'chercher la glace' runs by car to the north and west.   maybe our 
beloved before-the-slush mornings on chicky.  but my instincts seem 
clear...
there's a grace to ending the season in this morning's blurry fog.  
feeling sorrow that there's not always another season...feeling 
gratitude for what has been...feeling a quiet enoughness...

P.S.   soon we'll send out a date for the end-of-season get together..