POSITIVE POST

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Here is O-land-O story......
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There I was, being positive in KELLIESCORNER, KELLEY NC, behaving like a CRAZY DREAMER and saying, "PICK ME, PICK ME," while playing with my COOKIEMAKER. Being a good DISPATCHMOM, I picked up my NATURES CHILD (DHD2)from Room HGARZA3369, and she gave me LVBLSMILES. I couldn't use my ROCKBAYPADDLER on her, even though she kept teasing her PADBEAR and saing words like, "CLPTX" over and over. I just pulled a PWOOLYBOOGER over her head, and sat down to hot dogs and MUSTARD, where I met a TEALADY. I asked her name, and she said, "it's JUSTMEJULIE." I asked her what she did, and she said she was really a GREYHOUND LADY, and would be glad to have my horse RESHIRED. She introduced me to MISS K8,Miss MZL and Miss MARGOT, who was a HIGHPOINTGIRL and took us on a cruise ship. I felt the need to dance, so I did the JITTERBUG with BIGBADLONSTAR and the TANGOW with BIG D, who would later SEND ME CHOCOLATE. By then I was getting SEABECK, so I decided to go AIRBORNE705 and do my HOPING IN NM. It was on the plane, while reading SHANNON'S DREAM that I met ETEX BILL, who had a funny PARROT HEAD, and I said, G, I could use 1 TALL DRINK OF WATER, and when he got me 1, I said, PEACE I AM positively!

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ANOTHER STORY......
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Fast Breaking News In Tyler
BY: MUSTARD
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Tyler has been invaded by unknown aliens
If you see anyone matching the following
Descriptions, please contact the local authorities:

A man dressed like a cracker jack box
Holding a rose with cactus in it
A little pixie throwing dust on everyone
Causing quite a calamity so she had to go sit in Kelliescorner
A walking talking cookiemaker
Riding a Bicicletta
A man Tangoing through the streets
With a woman whose body is Bobbinalong
A strange creature with a Parrothead
Throwing Kiwi at everyone
An Etex an riding a horse
On the Empathway
A woman called Glory
Riding gotmystang66
A woman yelling gottahavefaith
I’ll get my Guinness
A woman in Paisley
With her Paws UP
A woman called 3N1 with her other two personalities
Chasing a Sheltie Collector
A Propane tank flashing
A man called B-D chasing
A Rhumbrunner
A goofy woman selling 2 Tyler Rose bushes
to mikeintx yelling i need greypoupon
And....a couple yelling "luv4fastpitch"!
"Let's play ball"!
to a woman named Julie yelling Just Pitch it To Me
Dispatchmom sent her Welcoming Neighbor
And then there was a woman dancing withatwist
And Texas sass found 1talldrinkofwater
until she fell and saw 1324 stars
Also a bear collecting Grandma
talkin to Hopin In NM about her lastest addition to her collection
and a a curly haired robot, snapping pics
potential bag lady smiling and waving at
RicciInOKC watching the boats go by
and MzL saw Pigs Fly and gave a luvsbsmile
and a Omega looking for a greek named alpha
in a coffee shop named K8 where a woman named Jeanette was trying to Ski and a sniffing Monkey named Cab was singing Adele get your bell
and after finishing up its turkey bacon, it enjoyed some fresh kiwi while sitting on the kerbi...and not seeming to mind that fact that it was having quite abadhairday
and a lady named Witchwriter was yelling Hashi Babba there is a Wine-O giving me Texas Sass
while talking to a Kung Fu Kitty doing a Cool Change with a frog name Erbie shouting Henner git me some dinner
there was a mermaid who looked like a Goddess who opened the door to the Water Closet and found a LuvBear
and All this happening while a solid gold dancer tossed stones across the pond at TheZipperedOne
and Kyem Purr ed at the Beach Lady
while Cathycakers smiled at all as she sipped her Martini while riding with Eyes in her pickem up truck with a GrammyBear in tow and a kitty in Fanci pants
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