World's Best Bumper Stickers
...at least they could be, if they were real...
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"Aren't I Clever?"
"I write bumper stickers for a living"
"Pithy oversimplification designed to make me look more insightful than you"
"My reverse lights don't work"
"These aren't really my license plates"
"Please tailgate me"
"I hate bumperstickers"
"Vote for the politician I favor; the other guy is an idiot!"
"If it rhymes, it must be true!"
"Ridiculous emotionalization that sounds too good to be wrong"
"HONK! If you like to annoy"
"I ♥ Hearts"
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